Monday, November 05, 2012

TPWK 2012 Endorsements

My Endorsements... All in one place.

Gay Marriage Amendment – Vote No

First, let me put my cards on the table. I do not support the concept of gay marriage. I do not think my church should recognize it, and I would leave my church instantly if it did.

That said, I do not believe government should be involved in marriage at all. Any hope we might place in the notion of government properly instituting marriage has been dashed by virtue of an accommodation called at-will divorce.

Under at-will divorce, children are fatherless, single mothers are struggling, and the “institution of marriage” has been rendered farcical. Ostensibly, then, I have no horse in this race. However, any Constitutional amendment defining marriage invariably leads to MORE governmental involvement in marriage.

That means more tax code idiosyncrasies, more benefits (courtesy of taxpayers) inuring to married couples, and more quasi-ethics masquerading as good governance. That is precisely the ethos that has left us with a 16 trillion dollar deficit.

My solution? Take government out of the marriage business. Eliminate any and all recognition for any living situation. Want to share a house with four sisters, two brothers, and a goat? Draw it up. Hire a decent attorney.

I say this recognizing the gay rights movement has behaved badly over the past year. For that reason, I have found myself coming to the defense of Christians who have been accused of bigotry, ignorance and worse.

To the gay rights movement, my message is this: This was a winnable race in a state known for bucking tradition. Know that your actions and message have made this amendment a winner. Was socking it to a fast food chicken establishment worth losing a historic state-level victory?

Decide for yourselves. As for me, I’m voting no on the merits.

Hennepin County Water and Soil Commissioner 1 – Eleonore Wesserle

Everyone likes to make fun of this. The jokes on you. These people make million dollar decisions.

At any rate, per the incumbent Haefs: “I oppose the efforts of politicians to eliminate the Soil and Water Board through arguing for the need for consolidation of localized governments.” That’s pretty much the best case he can make for himself, when prompted. He should be elected because his position should exist.

His entire response is at once austere and didactic. How about an appeal to an accomplishment? His silence on his record only makes further mockery of the board he promotes.

Wesserle concedes: “But, if you’re like me, you probably have no idea how decision-making around these issues works.” That may sound pedantic, and it is, and I recognize the ideological dangers of paying heed to youthful exuberance. But I’m willing to roll the dice we’re not looking at our next dictator, and hope some genuine curiosity will save taxpayer dollars.

Soil and Water Conservation District 3 – Marjorie Holsten 

Yes, I have to vote twice* on the Soil and Water issue. Government bloat anyone? Holsten would probably say yes. Whereas her challenger has offered nothing (by which I mean, literally, nothing… He has made no public comments whatsoever regarding his candidacy) Holsten promises to take a limited government approach.

Again, these decisions are about our tax dollars. Insofar as none of the people running seem to know anything about what they are supposed to do once elected, I’m voting for the person who is going to spend the smallest amount of my money.

School Board Member At Large District No. 1 – Carla Bates 

In my interactions (yes, I often literally find myself talking to these people...) with Bates’ challenger, Green Party Candidate Doug Mann, I have found him to be incapable of defending his strident challenges to her positions. His meme is to run around to every online forum he can find, and accuse Bates of opposing teacher tenure.

First of all, I very much doubt this is true. Bates is DFL endorsed. Second, insofar as it speaks to her willingness to consider real reforms, that is more than enough to earn my vote.

Supreme Court Chief Justice – Dan Griffith 

I am on the record opposing Griffith’s quixotic mission to unseat Gildea. He will lose again, but his cause, the right of citizens to elect judges, carries more and more weight in a political climate where judges are appointed based on political affiliations.

All of which is to say I’ve had a change of heart. If nothing else, this is damning: “Arne Carlson gave judgeships to his chief of staff, a campaign attorney, his sister-in-law and his attorney in the governor’s office.”

Associate Justice 1 – Barry Anderson 

I get where Dean Barkley is coming from, but I don’t trust his judgment. Barry Anderson has defended Voter ID, and generally taken a conservative stance on issues coming before the court. Based on his public statements, I would say this is the only reason Barkley is running at all. I wish he’d tackle a more left-leaning judge, but I’m not his adviser.



Supreme Court – 4 – David Stras 

In a nod to credibility, Tingelstad has ditched the faith clock on his website. However, he’s challenging Stras, a Pawlenty appointee who clerked for Clarence Thomas. Stras has a conservative judicial philosophy, and especially deserves for his dissenting in State v. Crawley, which wrongly held that a statute curtailing criticism of police officers does not violate the first amendment.  

If Tingelstad and friends care so passionately for the cause of holding judges accountable, why don’t they run at the appellate or district level? There are countless incompetent judges (ask any cop) who are not being held accountable, and an organized campaign might actually be successful. 

4th District Court

Judge 44 – Marc Berris


Here, the decision is more clear cut. Lois Conroy has earned endorsements from the same people (Sharon Sayles Belton, anyone?) who have helped make the city of Minneapolis one of the most crime-ridden cities in the nation. Oh, and she used government computers for a DFL fundraiser. Berris has earned support across the aisle, and deserves your vote.

Judge 22 - Steven Antolak

In this race, we get to choose between not one, but TWO labor endorsed candidates! Of Liz Cutter and Antolak, the latter has endorsements from the chamber and at least pays lip service to fiscal accountability.

Voter ID – Yes

I’m not fond of expressing my own political viewpoints in talking point form, but in this case, the talking point pretty much makes the case. In this state, you get carded at the movie theater, when you buy cigarettes, when you want a job, when you apply for government benefits, etc…
In other words, it is common sense. Alas, even the minimal requirement of getting an ID is too much for certain people to bear, and those people tend to lean Democratic, so common sense is now a partisan thing. Here’s the deal:

Under present law, voters (often party organizers) can take up to fifteen people to the polls and vouch for their identity with no additional ID or verification required. The amendment would require poll workers to check for ID. Those who do not have ID can obtain one for free.


Opponents have taken to making stuff up, so let’s dispel some rumors. First of all, this will have no impact on military voters. None. Every member of the military has a government issued ID. The military is really well organized. If you know a member of the military, ask them if it is hard to show an ID in order to do something.

Others like to cite the fact that 11% of voters will be disenfranchised under Voter ID. This is a number the AFL-CIO made up in Pennsylvania. The AFL-CIO is a very partisan organization, and certainly known for election skullduggery, and so take their assertions with a grain of salt… That grain of salt being the correct assumption they are simply lying.

The game is to take the entire population that does not have an ID, or has an expired ID, or has an ID with the wrong address, and then simply divide that by the overall number of voters. By that standard, I could take everyone whose polling place has changed divide it by the number of voters, and declare that merely changing the polling venue has disenfranchised half of voters.

Others pretend there is no voter fraud. There are hundreds of cases in MN alone. When pressed, Voter ID opponents pretend that the type of fraud being perpetrated has nothing to do with an ID. The language of the amendment itself ties Voter ID to voter eligibility. This is a sensible step to ensuring we have a standardized system for determining eligibility.

Once they are out of facts, Voter ID opponents will simply call you a racist.

Remember, for every person who fraudulently votes (and for every one who gets caught, you know there are hundreds more who don't...) another voter is disenfranchised with no recourse for reclaiming their vote.

I’m voting YES.
Hennepin County Commissioner – Blong Yang

Linda Higgins has decided she wants to stop simply failing the north side, and bring her wares to the county at large. Yang isn’t likely to be much better, but he is an alternative to the DFL political machine that confuses motion for progress. That Yang brings real diversity (economic as much as racial) to the table is a feather in his cap in a race between two ideologically similar candidates. 
State Representative – District 59 – Cindy Lilly
State Senator – District – 59 Jim Lilly


Aww, husband and wife sacrificial lambs. As much as North Minneapolis residents rightly complain about the problems facing our neighborhoods, they sure do get excited to head to the polls and re-elect the status quo.

Not this guy. The Lillys are conservative, which is a no-no in the district, but the policies they advocate would better serve the north side in the long run.

Minnesota Senate – Kurt Bills

Sen. Klobuchar has leveraged weak opposition to cast herself as a relative moderate within her party. This reputation is entirely unearned. Klobuchar has a perfect rating from every pro-abortion group, a 0% rating from Citizens Against Government Waste, a 0% rating from the NRA, a 100% rating from the Teamsters, an A from the National Education Association for her opposition to education reform. She votes with her party 94% of the time (consider that Jim DeMint, who is allegedly an arch-conservative, votes with his party only 75% of the time).  

So, no, Klobuchar isn’t just out in Washington scoring victories for wounded veterans and car dealerships. What’s worse, she is a co-sponsor of PIPA, the extremely unpopular internet censorship act moving forward at the behest of the recording industry. What is the point of being a Democrat if you are going to support crap like that? So she’s a sellout, to boot.

Kurt Bills has mounted a non-existent (though not necessarily cheap) campaign, which has allowed Amy Klobuchar to define herself. That’s too bad, but just because he doesn’t campaign well, that doesn’t mean we should be saddled with a lousy Senator.

Minnesota House of Representatives – Chris Fields

Rep. Keith Ellison got to play the victim card when Michele Bachmann accused him of having ties to the Muslim Brotherhood, even though he literally does. But Bachmann said it, and so it can’t be true, and must also be raaaaacist.

Either way, Chris Fields would make a far better representative. Ellison has gone along with the Obama agenda in its entirety, and should really be held to account for high unemployment in his district.

Unlike most lambs, Fields has mounted a fairly aggressive campaign. As a marine who was born in poverty in the Bronx, he has a great story to go with solid positions on issues across the board. It’s a pity my district unthinkingly propels Ellison back to D.C. on its behalf. We could use some real leadership.

President – Mitt Romney


The best argument Obama supporters can muster on behalf of his re-election campaign is that it would have been much worse had McCain been elected. The argument goes that Bush’s policies were SO catastrophic that a sustained recession throughout half a decade was inevitable.

Of course, none of these people predicted we would have a sustained recession as the product of the Iraq war. Nor did any of his supporters predict, prior to Obama’s election, that the economy wouldn’t really get any better during his term. I had friends ask me if I would support Obama WHEN the unemployment rate was at 6%.

Things are terrible right now. There is a reason why it is so, and it has to do with ideology. Centrally planned governance, insofar as it works at all (I’ll grant you Norway) certainly doesn’t work in a geographically diverse country of 300,000,000 people.

Especially grating is that, even within the context of his ostensible political philosophy, Obama has been an essential failure. If you believe government can turn around the economy, why not focus on the housing market, the collapse of which caused the recession. Frankly, I’m not sure turning around the economy has been a priority for this president.

If George W. Bush’s intervention in the Middle East caused the recession, why was Obama so eager to press on, and get involved in Libya? So he could look tough? What was his motivation?

I do not regard Mitt Romney as the great conservative-Libertarian hope. He is a skilled politician, and will forge compromises as need be, and I am fine with him doing so. His tax reform plan, while non-specific, demonstrates he essentially understand the appropriate way to reform the tax code.   

Beyond that, perhaps the most important task of the executive branch is to appoint Supreme Court justices. The next president will appoint at least two. I want justices who stand for liberty, property rights, state’s rights, the right to life, and adherence to Constitutional principles. With Obama, those qualities formulate the litmus test for rejection.

In terms of temperament, Mitt Romney has demonstrated himself to be well-spoken and authoritative with or without the use of prepared materials. I get the sense he understands these issues, whereas Obama merely has opinions on them.

As for third party candidates, the Constitution Party is simply not ready for prime time (to put it mildly) and the Johnson/Gray ticket features pro-choice Republican retreads whose advancement was limited within the party, and so they split.

As for me, I’ll be voting Romney, both because I love this country AND out of revenge for four crappy years under Obama.  
 

Monday, April 30, 2012

Monday Musings

It's Monday. Let's roll.

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Breitbart.com is doing a nice job rolling out Dan Savage, the liberal sex columnist cum activist for the bullied and oppressed. His ignorant, vulgar tirades against Christians had heretofore been largely confined to left-wing outlets, his accomplishments sufficiently granular that the mainstream media and politicians could broadly ignore him. The left could applaud him for saying the stuff

However, with bullying (for no real reason) entering the national discussion, Savage has suddenly taken on a higher-profile. His "It Gets Better" campaign is reaching millions of high school students, and the White House has used him in their effort to combat teen bullying.

Mitt Romney needs to make Obama own this guy. The beauty of doing so is, unlike the Bill Ayers' of the world, Savage won't play the dutiful servant. He already has a thousand megaphones at his disposal, and he will use them. Imagine a disheartened gay community forced to watch Obama deliver another Checkers speech, only this time throwing their political interests under the bus instead of his grandmother.

Make it happen, Mitt.

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A discussion with a friend yesterday about tuition and student loans triggered a thought. If left to their own devices, banks could tether student loan rates to a variety of factors, not least of which the relative demand for a field of study. In particular, it would discourage poorer students from acquiring degrees that saddle them with loans they cannot repay. Students might like the idea of double majoring in Sociology and Theater, but not enough to take a 13% loan to cover it.

Instead, they will be funneled into majors, such as computer science and chemistry, which have a better employment outlook. Not only will this help solve the problem of lacking workers to meet demand, it will improve the upward mobility of poorer (or at least lower middle-class) students.

It will also partially address the problem of loan default. Art History will certainly exist, but it will be affluent students majoring in it. The phenomenon of middling students majoring in the unemployable (the source of the vast majority of defaults) will begin to erode.

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Heather Mac Donald has a salient take on the 20th anniversary of the Rodney King riots. Of course, George Zimmerman case echoes the LAPD trial in many respects, not least of which the media's insistence of infusing a racial narrative and sensationalizing a story by omitting key facts.

In Zimmerman we have yet another defendant the black community has deemed guilty, but who is unlikely to be found so by any jury of his peers. We have outrage stoked by (literally) the same race hustlers who turned South Central into a pressure cooker in the early 1990s.

Only this time, the rioting is less likely to be centralized. Will our cities be prepared for a Zimmerman not-guilty verdict? Are the (primarily) liberal mayors of cities like Minneapolis even considering that such a verdict is a possibility?

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In response to a lawsuit filed by the Food-to-Consumer Legal defense fund on behalf of raw milk producers, the FDA writes:

"There is no generalized right to bodily and physical health."

Some points.

1) This should be the FDA's motto. It is certainly its ethos.
2) It is technically accurate, if absurd, considering the source.
3) It does not follow that government may evoke the interstate commerce clause to impinge upon bodily health. Your right to swing your fist ends at my nose and all that.
4) The FDA's crusade against raw milk is insane.



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Went to 128 Cafe this weekend. The ribs are as good as advertised, crispy and moist at the same time. The space is charming. Portions are generous, so don't feel compelled to go whole hog.


Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Huntsman Leaving the GOP Matters a Lot to Jeff Greenfield

Or so thinks Jeff Greenfield... Granted, Greenfield is the guy who originated the role of Cable News Political Analyst Who Explains Pie Charts, but what is the point of this piece?

(for the uninitiated, Jon Huntsman is the former Utah Governor and Chinese Ambassador who came in, like, 13th in the Republican primary. He wore pink ties, weirdly referenced grunge music during the debates, wrote a needlessly flowery letter in Comic Sans to Barack Obama announcing his departure as ambassador, and was completely and utterly uninspiring).

It’s an exhilarating, if somewhat mystifying, experience to find yourself a supporting player in a modern media maelstrom.
Again. Jon Huntsman, the guy I needed to spend a paragraph describing so you would even have any idea what I'm talking about. No maelstrom. 
“My first thought was, this is what they do in China on party matters if you talk off script.”

Those words were spoken Sunday night by Jon Huntsman, the former Utah governor and Republican presidential candidate, 
That sounds like him.  I remember a day when Republican front runners regularly compared their own party to communists. Reagan did it all the time. The GOP has changed, man.

Before dawn, websites were reporting the quote under headlines like “Huntsman compares GOP to Communist Party of China.”
 Totally unfair, the headline should have been "Huntsman discusses his thoughts on scripts."
For what it’s worth, I don’t think Huntsman was painting with a brush so broad as to compare the Republican Party with Communist China. For one thing, Huntsman is not yet under house arrest with his Internet access forbidden.
Which is why the analogy is utterly insane. Also, what is "mystifying" about any of this?

But here’s what the dust-up missed. If you take all of what he said to me over some 90 minutes, it is all but certain that John (sic) Huntsman is not going to be a Republican much longer.
His name is "Jon", not "John". You know you're irrelevant when prominent journalists can't be bothered to learn your name. 
(Huntsman was animated in scorning Republican candidates who called for a hard line on China or protective tariffs--notions that Romney has enthusiastically embraced.)
For the record, this is the only thing Huntsman seems to be animated about, and he's right to be, but it puts him firmly in the right of his party. The man makes no sense.
The real message he is carrying is that both parties--the “duopoly,” as he calls it--are paralyzed by polarization and inertia, and that the Republican Party in particular is pursuing an “unsustainable” course.
How can you be paralyzed by inertia? If you are paralyzed, how can you be on an "unsustainable" trajectory?
His distance from the party whose nomination he sought goes beyond tactics. When he recalled his first appearance on a debate stage with his rivals, he said he remembers thinking two thoughts. First: “The barriers to entry are very low.” Second: “In a nation of 315 million people ... is this the best we can do?”
Pretty much sums up my, and every other Republican's, opinion of you, sir. 
If he was including himself, this is a remarkable example of self-deprecation.
No it isn't. Tom Tancredo said the same thing about himself. If Huntsman wasn't including himself, it is a remarkable example of being utterly tone deaf, which he is, but he is also self-deprecating (hence, I hope, the pink ties). 

His understanding of the Asian-Pacific region surpasses that of any presidential candidate in history.
I seem to recall a relatively unheralded fellow named Richard Nixon running for the office at one point and time. Whatever became of him?

When he talks of his three urgent priorities for change—term limits, campaign finance reform, and congressional redistricting--you can detect a touch of naiveté. 
 And a healthy scoop of irrelevance.

Term limits have been a reality for years in California, where they have fed, not halted, a dysfunctional government.
I think term limits are stupid and frivolous, but saddling the concept with California's dysfunctional government is a wee tad unfair.

The charge of “sour grapes” or “sore loser” will not be far from the lips of many Republicans.
Yes it will. No Republican cares about Jon Huntsman.

Why does this add up to a conviction on my part that Huntsman has one foot out the door of the Republican Party, and is likely placing a bet on his belief that a third party will be increasingly attractive to the electorate, perhaps not this year, but by 2016?  
I dunno, because he keeps bitching about the two-party system, and especially his own party? Are you expecting a Pulitzer for this fit of prescience on your part?    

One reason is how he contrasted Republicans from Teddy Roosevelt to Dwight Eisenhower to Richard Nixon with the current party orthodoxy. Could Ronald Reagan be nominated today? I asked. “Likely, no,” he said.
We nominated the former governor of Massachusetts over the former governor of Utah... And a representative from Texas, and a former representative from Georgia... And the current governor of Texas... And Michelle Bachmann.

Also, Reagan wouldn't have been caught dead in a pink tie, and he did a movie with a monkey.

“Why do I get the feeling,” I asked him, “that if we have this conversation a couple of years from now, you will not be sitting here as a Republican?”

“Because,” he said with a smile, “you’re a good journalist.”
Huntsman handled that question with all the subtlety of a serial killer.

Flattery aside, the answer couldn’t have been clearer.

Literally. And Republicans knew he was going to pull this act a year ago. It was his campaign's raison d'etre That's why nobody voted for him. Well that, and no Republican really thought he'd be a good candidate. There was that.

Huntsman's great, though.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Monday Musings: Trayvon Martin Edition

Regarding the Tawana Brawley O.J. Simpson Jena Six Duke Lacrosse Team Beer Summit Trayvon Martin killing, I'm about to apply some cold water. A few points concerning the racially-tinged outrage du jour, in no particular order:

First, this almost certainly has nothing to do with the Stand Your Ground law. The provisions of that law differ from standard self-defense laws only in that a person lawfully present in a public place or private residence is not compelled to flee an assailant. If George Zimmerman is to be believed, he was attacked while trying to retreat. This is a straightforward self-defense case. Either he is telling the truth, and it was self-defense, or he isn't.

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Insofar as the justice department is pretending to consider a hate crimes prosecution, it is doing so for the sole purpose of driving black turnout in Florida. The entire case would hinge on Zimmerman's being white (not a crime) and having uttered a racial epithet under his breath. The latter point is highly debatable (it sounds like Zimmerman says "punks", not "coons", an antiquated epithet that would be somewhat absurd in this context). It isn't going to stick.

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The line I keep hearing is that, if Zimmerman were black and Trayvon white, Zimmerman would be in jail. I'm not convinced this is so, and this is essentially non-falsifiable. What is certain is that, if the roles were reversed, nobody would refer to the clearly Hispanic Zimmerman as white.

To which, apparently, per hate crimes laws, a white Hispanic would be considered Hispanic if the victim of a hate crime, and white if the perpetrator of same. Process that. What a country.

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Is Zimmerman guilty? I don't know, and I haven't seen any compelling argument from those who seem to. The material question in this case is whether Zimmerman accosted Martin, or vice versa. To that end, what we know:

George Zimmerman is white (Hispanic): Irrelevant
Trayvon Martin was in possession of Skittles and Iced Tea: Apropos of nothing.
George Zimmerman followed Trayvon Martin for a spell: Certainly ill-advised, but not illegal. * 
George Zimmerman called 911 a lot: Essentially irrelevant, and certain to be thrown out in trial.
George Zimmerman wanted to be a cop: Irrelevant.
Trayvon Martin was photogenic: Entirely irrelevant.
Zimmerman had a broken nose and a cut on the back of his head: Really, really, like stratospherically relevant... Usually buried at the bottom of stories, and utterly ignored by the folks keen to politicize this issue.

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* - Quick note on the following business. If you don't recognize someone in your neighborhood, and suspect they are up to no good, I think it's irresponsible not to follow them if you have the ability. When you call 911 to report a possibly drunk driver, the dispatcher will ask you to follow that person. When burglars were robbing houses in my neighborhood, my neighbors got suspicious and followed them.

If, as Zimmerman claims, he followed Martin , then decided to meet up with police, and was attacked, he had the right to defend himself. If Martin was irate at being profiled, or worried he was being hunted, that's certainly understandable, but did not give him the right to break someone's nose.

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We will learn more facts as they present themselves. In the interim, those calling for the government to arrest Zimmerman first and ask questions later should really consider whether they approve of the unilateral use of that approach. Going to jail means suspending your life for months, incurring hundreds of thousands of dollars in legal fees, and watching your family tear apart. Anyone have their hands raised to volunteer for all that? I think the cops made the right call here.

Even if you don't care about Zimmerman's rights (that would put you in the majority), if he is arrested, and the facts do not materialize for the prosecution, what you will have is a very high-profile acquittal. That will mean riots. Is that what you want?  

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If I had to guess, this will be more of a Jena Six debacle than a Duke Lacrosse debacle. Evidence will come to light that conflicts with the grievance-industry/media narrative. It will become increasingly clear Zimmerman is no hero, but the facts will remain sufficiently murky such that prosecution will be impossible.

Barack Obama will overplay whatever hand he is given. Lawyers will get rich. Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and the other race hustlers will get richer. Two years later, everyone will be similarly outraged over some other perceived injustice about which they know next to nothing. 

There is nothing new under the sun.

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My guess could be wrong, of course... Except for Obama overplaying his hand. I can guarantee you he will do that. 

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And if anyone wants to juke me with the "can't we just be sad a teenager is dead?" line, once anyone utters the phrase "this is about the soul of our nation", that ship has sailed. Many teenagers died last week. 







Monday, March 19, 2012

Monday musings - hot, hot March edition

(Insert inane global warming joke here) Let's muse.

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An article on the proposal moving through the state legislature to allow Broadway Liquor Outlet to bypass zoning regulations in North Minneapolis (damaged by the tornado last year) to move across the street yield some interesting quotes.  Among them, this from councilman Don Samuels:

"Rather than going through a lengthy process, which someone from outer space would look at and say, 'These humans are ridiculous, why don't they just move the business across the street?"

Unless they were fleeing their home planet to escape onerous regulations, in which case they would studiously avoid Minneapolis.

And councilman Gary Schiff:

"why don't we just do away with the [zoning requirement] so we're not just doing this for one person?"

Hey Gary, next city council meeting, look around at the faces staring back at you. You'll have your answer. No go back to writing more frivolous regulations for the bemusement of the space aliens. 

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Some ideas? No gazebos within 50 ft. of multi-stall garages. The scourge of gazeboshame has plagued our city long enough. Get Meg Tuthill to propose it and ram it through. Also, a two week moratorium on ice cream sales by grocery stores, because that's probably important to somebody.

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So yeah, I've never been a fan of Yelp. In theory, the democratization of the review process can yield valuable results, in the aggregate. One million people can't be wrong collectively, even if 600,000 of them are, individually. I get it, and I'll even tolerate it.

But what essentially amounts to extorting local businesses (albeit not necessarily in the legal sense... That's for you, Yelp legal team) is not tolerable. Read this here, and do encourage your friends not to visit that site anymore.
 
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An interesting analysis of the new Obama fundraising hagiography documentary by The New Republic. This is especially salient

"The film essentially argues that the economic circumstances forced the president’s hand on health care reform. Hanks explains how health care was “a crisis that others wanted to avoid” and that it was “crushing family budgets, choking business.” “He knew he couldn’t fix economy if he didn’t fix health care,” Hanks instructs us.

Not only is this not true as a substantive proposition—the lack of affordable health coverage simply had nothing to do with the spiraling unemployment rate and shrinking economy."
Correct, and here are a couple of observations about that. Clearly, the focus on health care didn't win Obama any support among voters, but HOW he sold the health care bill has as much to do with why it failed.

First of all, the administration went to great lengths to pretend Obamacare would save us money. Not only did this not pass the smell test, but it opened him up to some of the more damning charges against the plan itself.

Simply put, a small percentage of people, most of them close to dying, consume the lion's share of health care. This inconvenient fact forced Obama to back off his claim to cost savings, and instead jujitsu the numbers such that CBO would declare the bill to be deficit neutral (which his legions of fans ignorantly took to mean it wouldn't cost anything). In order to make this work, the administration punted the most expensive components of Obamacare into 2014.

As a result, in addition to there being no positive economic impact from Obamacare (obviously), there is no health care impact. Worse, as companies prepare for the onslaught of ensuing federal regulations, and as health care costs continue to rise, most people are seeing reduced benefits.

That's quite the pickle, but one of his own brining. 

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I do find adorable the fact folks on the left think normal people will want to watch a 17 minute campaign ad for Barack Obama.

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Molly Ball of The Atlantic asks: "Has Mitt Romney run a lousy campaign?"

No, he has not. He is winning the nomination handily, and polls even with the sitting president. He'd have the thing de jure were it not for state GOPs tumbling over themselves to stagger their primaries in a vain attempt to play a more important role in selecting the nominee.

The article cites a former strategist for McCain and Huntsman as a source, which is adorable.

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Had a date night at Saffron. Opted to split small plates, which choice the waiter affirmed by declaring we were going tapas-style. Smart move. Tell a foodie they're splitting appetizers and you'll deflate their pride. Tell them it's a tapas-style experience, and they'll feel edgy, because 'tapas' is not an American word.

As always, the brains were a highlight, but so was the baba ghanoush (part of the traditional spreads plate) and there are no misses at this restaurant. Service knocked it out as always. Place was depressingly under-patronized as always. Get there.





Friday, March 16, 2012

Unintended consequences: Compostable Bags edition

Because our city leaders are ever preoccupied with the frivolous, Minneapolis homeowners are continually subject to their vagaries, fetishes and whims. Yesterday, a poorly-designed, sloppily written mailer informed us we must now use compostable bags for yard waste.

Compostable bags:

A) Cost three times as much as regular lawn and leaf bags

B) Suck rabbit scrota

In North Minneapolis, here is what will not happen:

A) Residents diligently working to ensure their leaves are disposed of in an appropriate fashion, in accordance with the new standard.

Here is what will happen:

A) Residents simply throwing their leaves in the trash.

B) Alleys full of torn, wet, non-compliant lawn and leaf bags.

C) Leaves ****ing everywhere.

So everything will work out. Off topic, but our city has like no crime and a major budget surplus, right? No? Because I thought...

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Tuesday Night Musings

It's Wednesday by the time you are reading this, but let's do this nonetheless.

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It was beautiful outside today. I chased puppies through the meadow. They didn't appreciate it at all. They just wanted to go home. But hell, with this weather, I say let the puppies suffer, am I right?

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Obamacare is going to cost twice as much as initially projected, which was obvious, based on math. This reminds me of a conversation I had in elementary school.

Me and Girl: *swinging*

Idiot Kid: *send third swing hurling perpendicular to our descent*

Us: *in pain*

Me: Why the hell did you do that, moron?

Idiot Kid: I thought it would be cool. I didn't know it would hit you.

So yeah, liberals are pretty much the idiot kids hurling swings at people for no particular reason, with results that are predictable to everyone but them.

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I am not watching tonight's NCAA pre-tournament warmup intramurals, but I can already tell you Iona is destroying BYU. I think they beat Marquette.

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Lost in the Sandra Fluke kerfuffle is the essence of what is really so galling about her little song and dance. Here is a middle-aged woman receiving a world class education, begging the government to pay for her birth control.

Here's the deal. More and more, adults are delaying the foray into real life. It is becoming almost unheard of to have a real career before the age of 30. Bopping around from program to program, school to school, adults are behaving like kids for decades after they leave their parents.

Of course, all of this self-enrichment costs money. Absent the means to make any (also increasingly unheard of? Earning profitable degrees), the only option is to plead for more handouts.

This isn't sustainable (hence the deficit) and it sucks for those of us who have to cut the checks. And its only going to get worse. Do you think the Neverland class is keen to work until they are 70? Of course not, and when they hit their early 50s (after all of 14 years of work) they will come begging for enhanced retirement.

We should sell these people into slavery while we have the chance.

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We hit up Alda in Richfield this weekend. The changes from the old Taco Bell space are largely cosmetic, but so what? The falafel and baba ganoush were quite good, the lamb particularly tender (if underseasoned) and the portions are generous, which should go over well with Richfield residents.

Doesn't replace Emily's in my book, but if you are on the south side, well worth a visit.