Monday, July 10, 2006

New Home Phone!

For all of my adult life, I have longed for a phone number that could spell out a clever word, like 612-TOTEBAG, or 651-DANCING. Alas, God has seen it fit to give me numbers which prominently feature onerous 1's and 0's at critical junctures.

So imagine my delight when, upon my marriage to what's-her-face, I became the proud new owner of a shiny new, binary-free, home phone! From now on, I can be reached at...




Praise be to the highest.


Blogger mrs. r said...

Kevin, to prove that those are legitimate words, I would like you to use them in sentences. Both together will get you bonus points. Oh, and it has to make sense. at least mostly.

12:38 PM  
Anonymous Sarah said...

I'd go with 612-YAY-CURY.

12:53 PM  
Blogger Kevin Sawyer said...

I was dining with the Earl of Waxbury the other day, when, of a sudden, he made a wonton trespass of my wife's dignity. Henceforth, should I see that low cur upon my residence, I shall brandish my waycupz, and make waste of the scalliwag.

2:12 PM  
Blogger mrs. r said...

and the definition of a waycupz would be....?

12:18 PM  
Blogger Ryan the Lion said...

Sup suckaz.
You all is straight trippin. The other day I was catchin' donations for the
Redhippity Cross, as I people came by my way, they puts the money in the cupz.

Fushizzile my manizzle!

5:31 PM  
Blogger Ryan the Lion said...

So I have this ferret.
I left him at home the other day...alone.
I had just bought vanilla and peppermint candles to put on the mantle.
When I came home the little rat butt had eaten the candles. I called the vet ...he said not to worry about it, he will pass it in his stool.

Well it finally did. He took his little candle dumpy out in the yard, but that pile of poo never went away.
It stayed there in all its poo glory for about a month.

Finally my wife looked at me and said "You are going to have to bury that wax poo"

. . .

5:36 PM  
Blogger Ryan the Lion said...

inspiration! 612-WAY-BUSY

5:41 PM  
Anonymous Roger said...

WAX-CUPZ are extremely handy for removing that unsightly breast hair.

6:56 AM  

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