Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Wanna get high?

Hey, Derek Jeter, do you get rocked? Do you sauce it up? You wanna get high?

I know. My Detroit Tigers handed your overpaid ass to you this weekend. But that's no reason not to get positively stoned! What could be better than getting fried, watching the Tigers take on the Oakland Athletics, and eating some Dilly bars?

Alright. There's the interest you couldn't be bothered to show for four games. Let's go to my grandma's house, drop some z, lick carpet samples... Maybe dress up the dog... You know, confuse the @#$% out of it? Get nice and jazzed?

Wow, perfect. I am so excited to be getting high with you. What's gonna be nice is that we're doing drugs together. I like the way things are looking. Now hop in my car, you overrated bastard.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not a Yankees or Tigers fan. I just wanted to say how much of an ass you are. You do zero for humanity. In fact, you bring it way down more than it already is. In short, you're a mouthy jerk and a prick. I know you can't help this but I just wanted to let you know. I wish you would recognize that some of the good people of history that you mention would never talk like you do. People like you who have a little bit of access and knowledge keep the fire of anger and arrogance scorching hot. Oh, would I love to be sitting beside you at a bar or out somewhere sometime and hear you spout off or dismiss someone without a care! I'd put the fear of God in you, boy! But I'm sure you'd try to play it cool so I'd take pleasure in knocking you on your ass.

12:50 PM  
Anonymous Thom said...

Derek? Is that you?

And the TPWK touches another nerve.

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Leroy said...

Sorry I forgot to leave my name.

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Thom said...

You were my next guess. That or the damned Ibex that keeps hanging out at Peter's page.

1:31 PM  
Anonymous peter said...

Sorry about that. It looks like one of my 8th graders must have found your blog.

2:18 PM  
Blogger Adam Omelianchuk said...

Such a tough guy and he can't even leave his name. What a "mouthy jerk."

2:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am also anonymous, but I like this blog, so I cancel out the other anonymous comment! Hooray!

4:28 PM  
Blogger Kevin Sawyer said...

Hey anonymous, wanna get high?

4:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7:03 PM  
Blogger Kevin Sawyer said...

That's enough of that.

9:30 PM  
Anonymous S said...

He kinda reminds me of Warren from Empire Records. Yes, you can have a job here Anonymous.

9:03 AM  
Anonymous peter said...

Oh Anonymous, you are so silly and hate-filled!

9:38 AM  
Anonymous b-nut said...

Anonymous people are so cliché.

10:23 AM  
Blogger That One Dude said...

Leroy is still trying to figure out how far to take a joke. Maybe it isnt a good thing that he lives with me.

10:31 AM  
Blogger Kevin Sawyer said...

Dude, tell me about it. I'm still repairing my kidneys from that hi-lar-i-ous knife attack.

10:39 AM  
Anonymous Leroy said...

Hey, That's how I roll when I get High?
Deal with it!

11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice blog, yikes.

9:50 PM  
Blogger Kevin Sawyer said...

Why are all the critics anonymous?

Nice comment, pansy.

11:39 PM  

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