Monday, April 21, 2008

Monday Musings

Sunshine! Let's muse real quick, eh?


Richard Garvey, owner of Tri-Minnesota Mortgage has, in a signed statement admitted to mortgage fraud. As a penalty, he is facing a $20,000 fine, and is not allowed to practice in the state of Minnesota. Among other things, he admitted to providing false documentation and deceiving both lenders and homebuyers.

I promised not to blog about this anymore (and if you want to rebuke me, please do so over happy hour) but I will note with pride that the case leading to his punishment was referred to the commerce department by one Kevin Sawyer.

Impressed now, Rich? Best of luck in your future endeavors, which, presumably, will involve use of a mop.

I could say some far more rebuke-worthy things about my Pistons after their performance last night... And I did.


I continue to be fascinated by women's fascination with poop. At a retreat this weekend, a basketball game was literally interrupted for the sole purpose of pointing out piles of deer excrement. The game resumed shortly thereafter, of course.


And look, I managed to go through an entire musings without mentioning Hopeface. Don't take that as an endorsement though.


Enough of this. TIme to enjoy the sunshine... From the comfort of a windowless room at work.


Blogger Grundi said...

Yes, there was poop. In a straight line extending 10 or 15 feet. The deer were lining up and pooping on command, apparently.

Mike explained that because the poop was all the same color, it was laid at the same time.

Come now, who wouldn't be facinated by a diagonal line of poop piles every 10-12 inches?

12:32 PM  
Blogger Adam Omelianchuk said...

Good to hear about the justice news.

Look at Kathy go on about poop. That is better than the post itself.

1:14 PM  
Anonymous peter said...

B and I are also glad to hear of the vindication news.

As for poop, I have learned that the issue is best not brought up with Kathy, as she will follow-up on the issue most thoroughly.

7:09 AM  
Anonymous Thom said...

That's excellent news on the justice front. But when will you come to accept that only Hopeface can save us all from the abyss before us????

(Song by Will.I.Am starts to play as crowd screams and women faint)

7:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how loving of you to dance on someone's grave

8:47 AM  
Anonymous Rypick said...

Anonymous is right. We should never be happy to see justice served.

I still feel bad about what the allied forces did to poor Hitler.

9:49 AM  
Blogger Kevin Sawyer said...

Posting anonymously is the plaything of believers in a girly God.

1:05 PM  

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