Thursday, August 21, 2008

Juicy Fruit

Here. Spliff on this. The taste is gonna' move you. Yeah, that's right. It's gum. Hell yeah.

What, it isn't moving you? Well, it costs like five cents a stick. What are you expecting, Schindler's List? I mean, you can't expect a catharsis-type experience.

What? No, your thinking of catheter. Catharsis is like a epiphany bringing about emotional release...

Dude, that was really inappropriate. Get your head out of the gutter.

Frankly, I'm beginning to think you don't even understand gum.

You're dead to me, Juicy Fruit disinterest guy.


Blogger Roger said...

I thought catharsis was when you just stared off into space...and maybe drooled.

6:06 PM  
Blogger Kevin Sawyer said...

You have catharsis confused with watching NASCAR.

3:24 PM  

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