Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Olympic Time Happysmears

Hey everyone, it's time for the Olympics. Everyone loves the Olympics. You love them too, it turns out. Maybe you love...

MIXED SHOOTING EVENTS



Wow, is that a Falun Gong member against the wall, or are you just happy to see me?

INAUTHENTIC SPLENDOR!!!



Is seven years old too young to be thrown in a dissident's prison? Yang Peiyi who? No, she cannot appear in a viral marketing campaign for Dove soap. You are referencing an unperson. There is only Lin Miaoke. From now on, all Chinese daughters shall be named Miaoke, to eliminate confusion.

APPROPRIATE CULTURAL COMMENTARY!!!



Ha. Their eyes sure do that. Good point, Spain. I suppose it beat the first picture, where Pau Gasol pretends to drive a tank into a blindfolded Jose Calderon.

Happy Olympics everyone, and remember, the five rings stand for harmony, peace, agility, health, commerce and freedom. Wait, that's six? Oh, cut the last one then.

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