Tuesday, November 04, 2008

The polls open!

If you've been following the news, you know we have an election today. Unfortunately, record turnout will strain our polling precincts, as millions of black voters will be forced to wait in lines, unlikely to be able to vote at all. This is the biggest story ever.

Let's turn on CNN to watch the disenfrachisement unfold.

Oh, wait, it's just correspondents standing awkwardly in the middle of sparsely populated gymnasiums in Ohio and Florida. Just like it was in 2006... And 2004... And 2002... And 2000...

Well, one reporter did find a polling place in Virginia with a line. Turns out the polling chief failed to report on time with the equipment. The polling chief's name? DeFrancesco Blaques.

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1 Comments:

Blogger Adam Omelianchuk said...

Meh. The media has portrayed the polling places as being about as good as the Cincinnati Bengals.

4:53 PM  

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