Wednesday, December 24, 2008

A Christmas Toast

This Christmas, I'd like to call attention to the real reason for the season. I'm not talking about presents, or Christmas trees, or the birth of some sort of religious figurehead. I'm not even talking about decorations, family, or food.

No, the reason for the season is the nebulous feeling of good tidings, laden with remorse. That feeling, that each Christmas will be more trifling and meaningless than the last consumes us, augered by constant overfeeding and the sadness of family, is common to all midwesterners.

So everyone raise a glass and remember... Like a fitful bout of chlamydia that has run it's course through our urine stream, the worst is nearly over.

Clink 'em and drink 'em folks.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas Kevin. May you grow a brain in 2009!

8:04 AM  

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