Wednesday, March 11, 2009

I'm supercat

Yo, yo. It's supercat. Believe it.




What makes me super, you ask? Um, super powers? Duh!

For example, I can leap over objects six times my height. I can also fall from three stories and live to talk about it. Boom!

What? You say that an average cat can do both of these things. That I am not, strictly speaking, extraordinary? You've even constructed a syllogism?

Hmmm... Yeah, that's pretty irrefutable. Come closer to me.

(swipe)

There you go. Enjoy your new corneas Mr. Magoo...

Super cat! Super cat! He know what to do!
Super cat! Super cat! Brings joy to me and you!




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