Monday, May 04, 2009

Monday Musings

At the end of the day, all we have is musings. So let's make with it.

Wife is upset because she left her purse at her desk at work. I am also expected to be nonplussed over this non-event, which, to the degree it might be an event, is her responsibility, and not mine, and, my knowing that it is a non-event, I am forced, as a husband, into a position of tilting nonplussed over said non-event, which is not only unfair, but inauthentically so.

Long and short of it, the wife doesn't trust cleaning people. I do.


I eagerly await the liberal defense for the continued existence of the Guantanamo Bay detention facility. Whatever they will come to believe about the issue, rest assured they will believe it in unison, and you will be an idiot for having ever disagreed with them. Remember, George W. Bush never wanted to open the facilities. We have been at war with Eurasia all along.


Wasn't it fun randomly getting worked up over a flu virus again? Good times, good times.


Just kiddin' people. It's cool, it's cool.


R.I.P. Jack Kemp. That said, Bob Dole outlasted Jack Kemp? Who saw that coming?


No restaurant recommendations this week, but food lovers should stock up at Hackenmueller meats in Robbinsdale. The ribeye was a knockout.


Let me get this straight. There was an actual meeting where it was decided, between Subway and it's agency partners, that the best campaign right now would be to simply speed up the "five dollar footlong" song against the backdrop of absurd images? As in, someone was paid to come up with that idea? As in, this wisdom was bartered in exchange for monetary goods? Just checking.

Faith in humanity set to "off".


So Chrysler merged with Fiat. This is destiny; the least competent car company merging with the company behind the least competent car.

I think they should relaunch the Yugo. I mean, why the hell not, at this point?

The Fit is Go?

The Yugo is Stop.


Blogger Jerad said...

So... was the purse OK?

1:22 PM  
Blogger Kevin Sawyer said...

Of course it was.

11:47 PM  

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