Friday, May 28, 2010

Memorial Day Blowout

Here at TPWK, we salute our veterans...

With sizzling hot prices!

Our prices are so hot, you'll think you are a civil war plantation owner, watching helplessly as his forbidden livelihood goes up in flames at the hands of General Grant's boys.

Suck on that, rebel trash, and also suck on our lowest ever pricing on entertainment cabinets. We love all American soldiers, except for you.

Do you like coffee tables? This weekend, you will find them more affordable. I wonder what Saddam Hussein thinks of that? Probably not much, since he's dead. Thanks troops!

Our brave men and women (but mostly men) may have stormed the beaches of Normandy, but you can storm TPWK for rock bottom prices on furniture constructed by the granddaughters of our enemies.

Uncle Sam wants YOU to come to our showroom and experience savings. Or else he'll subpoena your library records.


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