Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Thanksgiving merriment

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, a time for family, gluttony and mediocre professional football. Today, I have a homework assignment for you. Take out a sheet of paper, and write down three things that you are thankful for. This is what the pilgrims did.

What, you can't afford paper? Oh, well then just write it on your... Oh, write, I guess a pen would definitely be out of the question. Well, here, borrow mine...

Right. No, I can see how that would be difficult. When is he scheduled for release? Oh, that's good...

Oh. Well, the restraining order would still be valid, wouldn't it?

Right. A restraining order is no match for a tire iron. So, why don't you just take this pen and... You know what? Maybe this exercise isn't for you...

Watch this video instead, and let your troubles melt away. I play the cranberry sauce.


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